The Jolly Poacher Retreat - Blenheim

Countryside retreat with themed cottages and exclusive 'Dave's Man Cave'

Themed Accommodations

The Jolly Poacher Retreat offers individually decorated cottages with hunting or fishing themes, each featuring luxury linens and a fully stocked fridge with soft drinks, beer, and wine. Each cottage includes a kitchenette with a full range of appliances, a pizza oven, and a teppanyaki cooker for guest use. The property provides family rooms with private bathrooms, air conditioning, and garden views, plus pet-friendly accommodations available upon request.

Personalized Dining

A cooked breakfast, including scrambled eggs from the property's own hens and homemade jams, is delivered directly to the cottage each morning. Guests can use the on-site bar for a variety of beverages and snacks, or prepare meals using the BBQ facilities, pizza oven, and teppanyaki cooker. Special diet menus and wine or champagne are available through room service.

Entertainment and Recreation

The Jolly Poacher Retreat Blenheim features 'Dave's Man Cave', an exclusive guest space with games, memorabilia, billiards, and darts. The property also has a games room, a children's playground, and offers free bicycle rental for exploring the surrounding countryside. Guests can enjoy outdoor activities including golf course access and private check-in and check-out services.

Outdoor and Wellness

The property has a seasonal saltwater swimming pool with sun loungers, umbrellas, and pool towels provided. Landscaped gardens feature an outdoor fireplace, picnic area, and a terrace with views of the adjacent paddock with sheep. Guests can relax in the BBQ and pizza oven area or use the sun loungers after a day of cycling or winery visits.

Location and Services

The Jolly Poacher is located 14 km from Marlborough Airport, with a shuttle service available to and from the airport. The retreat offers free on-site private parking and is positioned near Marlborough's renowned vineyards, Welton House Garden, and A & P Park. Additional services include laundry, room service, and accommodations for disabled guests with wheelchair-accessible rooms.

• Accommodations: Themed cottages with luxury linens and fully stocked fridge
• Dining: Personalized cooked breakfast delivered daily with homemade jams
• Entertainment: Exclusive 'Dave's Man Cave' with billiards, darts, and memorabilia
• Outdoor: Seasonal saltwater swimming pool and landscaped gardens with outdoor fireplace
• Services: Airport shuttle, pet-friendly rooms, and private check-in/check-out
• Location: 15 minutes from Marlborough Airport and minutes from vineyards